Oh Subconcious.

[tali_phoenix]

Okay. Basically, I was living in a large city [I think], I had my own little 1 bedroom apartment, next to a nightclub/pub type thing. I had two bathrooms, one like in hotels between two bedrooms, and one basically led to the club/pub thing. Most of the people in the area were folk I know and get on with online, like yourself and folk from another irc server. Except a large majority of us were vampiric in nature [dislike of sunlight, fangs. occassional blood lust, but still had normal human functions - which explains the toilet]. So it was like a random mutation, at one point my parents are sitting in my flat chatting to me, and someone stumbles in from weird bathroom talking about vampire stuff assuming I'm a vamp so my parents must be, and I'm trying to explain they are "day folk" without saying that, talking and code and stuff. I was also half way through transitioning as well, so kinda on the femme side of androgenous.

^ Subconcious, I love you. I have no idea WHAT you were smoking but I love you